omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
this headline makes me laugh because it sounds like God is trying to scrub this earth clean but we are all stubborn and persistent sinners that won’t wash out